A little bit about me; My name is Shanae. I am an artist. I've recently been into anthro works. I've been taken since October 7, 2011.

 

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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sugarvaccine:

pacifairy:

littleprincesskarly:

millymeow:

rakaizombie:

wobblydash:

jamesfactscalvin:

magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Oh my God, these people are horrible!

Yeah my school told us making out could cause pregnancy too.

when i was in middle school they gave a girl a giant red paper heart and had three or four guys each come up and rip a piece off - the last chunk left in her hand was supposed to symbolize her worth as a person after being with other people.

This makes me angry, and I will rip anyone who says something like this to my daughter a new asshole.

Fucking ridiculous

We got a very short sex ed lesson which is about as bad. If you don’t teach it then kids are not going to know to have safe sex. To this DAY I have burning questions about sex that are too taboo to ask people I’m around. At school They basically just said “who wants to be a teen parent?” And of course no one raised their hand because there’s a horrible social stigma and then they would say “then don’t have sex.”
That’s it. End of story. They gave us brief talks about the horrors of std’s and then we were suddenly educated about sex. Stupid.

They should spend more time teaching about actual sex and protection then telling us not to have it.

kween-coda:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

Some kid at my work tried to rip my shorts down and I knew he was going to try to when he passed by and ever so nonchalantly I said “try it and I will break every bone in both of your hands” and he asked why (terrified cause he could see I wasn’t kidding) and I simply continued working and told him “cause you cant touch anyone if they’re both shattered and casted now can you?”

(Source: sfgifs)

a trigger

bruisedlabia:

bipch:

  • gives you flashbacks of traumatic events
  • sends you into an agonizing panic attack
  • makes your heart skip beats from sheer terror

it does not

  • mildly offend you
  • make you feel uncomfortable
  • gross you out
  • make you angry

are we fucking done here

THANK YOU

(Source: kaguramutsuki)

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa)

donthugmeimawkward:

lordrobotnik:

charcoal-charmander:

isaia:

serenity-fails:

on the subjects of boobs and shirts and boobs in shirts

OH GOD THANK YOU.

YES THANK YOU

I’m looking at you PROFESSIONAL COMIC BOOK ARTISTS.

Somebody show AkaiDalia

donthugmeimawkward:

lordrobotnik:

charcoal-charmander:

isaia:

serenity-fails:

on the subjects of boobs and shirts and boobs in shirts

OH GOD THANK YOU.

YES THANK YOU

I’m looking at you PROFESSIONAL COMIC BOOK ARTISTS.

Somebody show AkaiDalia

donthugmeimawkward:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

Adopt me

The three year anniversary gifts are complete!
The “see” gift is a surprise ;)

The three year anniversary gifts are complete!

The “see” gift is a surprise ;)

rookiegandh:

mashable:

Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!”

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Fuck, here’s some inspiration.

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg